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Recently my great uncle Wolfgangus passed on to the other side. I being his most cherished and only surviving relative was made sole beneficiary of his entire estate. Now great uncle Wolfgangus was a gambler I am ashamed to say and not a particularly exceptional one, most of his estate had to be sold to cover a vast debt he had accumulated. But after his accounts were settled I was left with an odd tome, this brings me to his first edition printing of the Necronomicon. I am not very familiar with ancient Sumerian so if you need some extra money and have an interest in the subject matter please respond. Thank you ”

- Yup. Found this on Craigslist.